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Universal Orlando Expanding Halloween Horror Nights into Christmas Horror Nights with 10 Terrifying Houses and 5 Horrifying Scare Zones

ORLANDO - As Halloween Horror Nights comes to an end this year Universal Orlando ($UVV) has decided to bring the terror to tinsel town with its new holiday event, Christmas…

Trendmasher October 27, 2024

FSU Football stadium destroyed by killer crab

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FSU Football Program Announces ENTIRE Program Is Entering Transfer Portal

TALLAHASSEE - As the clock wound down on a devastating defeat at the hands of the University of Miami, the reeling FSU Football Program announced it is entering the transfer…

Trendmasher October 27, 2024

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McDonald’s Unveils Coin-Op Stomach Pumps: Supersizing Safety One Regurgitation at a Time

NEW YORK CITY - In an unprecedented leap into the world of fast food innovation, McDonald's ($MCD) has unveiled its latest solution to ongoing E. coli outbreaks: coin-operated stomach pumps.…

Trendmasher October 25, 2024

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Ralph Lauren Targets Surging Incels With Groundbreaking Incellus #5

Fragrance industry in shock as revolutionary scent targets niche, but oh-so-pungent, incels demographic. NEW YORK CITY - In a wildly unexpected move, Ralph Lauren ($RL), the global fashion icon known…

Trendmasher October 24, 2024

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DJ Uiagalelei To Launch “Precision and Decision” Football Camp; FSU QB On the Warpath to Perfection

TALLAHASSEE - In a bold move that left even the most optimistic Florida State football fans scratching their heads, quarterback DJ Uiagalelei announced the launch of his new youth football…

Trendmasher October 24, 2024